You might be a mountain climber if ...
- What you call cold is not on the thermometer scale.
- You own a $75 dress suit and a $1000 Gore-Tex suit.
- A Mexican bus driver has ever had to open his window because of
the way you smelled.
- You have more summit pictures than wedding pictures
- Your sunscreen is always in a solid state when you need it the most.
- You hear the name "Hillary" and think of Everest instead of Mrs. Clinton.
- You've ever fallen so far that you've run out of adrenaline
before you ran out of rope.
- You understood all the previous lines.
(Author: John N. Meyer, Downer