You might be a mountain climber if ...

• What you call cold is not on the thermometer scale.
• You own a $75 dress suit and a $1000 Gore-Tex suit.
• A Mexican bus driver has ever had to open his window because of the way you smelled.
• You have more summit pictures than wedding pictures
• Your sunscreen is always in a solid state when you need it the most.
• You hear the name "Hillary" and think of Everest instead of Mrs. Clinton.
• You've ever fallen so far that you've run out of adrenaline before you ran out of rope.
• You understood all the previous lines.